If you had to define Pakistan in a triad, armchair politics, food and chai would be one way to sum it up. Yes, as a nation, we take our tea very seriously. More seriously than we’re ever going to take the issues of poverty, corruption and overpopulation.
Here’s proof of our undying obsession with tea; it has slowly seeped into our minds, lives, and even our jokes!
1. Add one teaspoon of Psychology:
What do you call the tea that has less sugar, milk and tea?
Abnormali-tea.
— Fahad Qureshi (@FahadQureshi_) April 15, 2016
2. Here’s one flavor the nation needs to try:
the tea which you're lacking?
Digni-tea
— Shanzay Kaleem (@ShanzeyKaleem) April 15, 2016
3. In sickness and health;
What would you call a healthy tea?
Hat-tea kat-tea
— Moochar (@AsliBinLaden) April 14, 2016
4. Here’s a tea no one wants;
What type of tea girls are afraid of?
Being called Mo-tea
— mirsi (@TheMathSolver) April 15, 2016
5. The tea you just can’t ignore;
Tea which is hard to accept?
Reali-Tea
— Sir Saith Abdullah (@SaithAbdullah99) April 15, 2016
6. The tea you’ve been living with ever since you were born;
What type of tea I'm afraid of?
Amma ki jootea
— mirsi (@TheMathSolver) April 15, 2016
7. Some people can’t stop talking about it even on national television!
Ch. Nisar's favorite tea?
Tehqeeqati commit-tea
— Moochar (@AsliBinLaden) April 15, 2016
8. You eat, breathe, even excrete tea!
Tea people usually love doing?
Tat-tea
— mirsi (@TheMathSolver) April 15, 2016
9. Because tea isn’t just a beverage, it’s a way of life!
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Chai nahi, celebri-tea hogai.
