You are not important for them. Definitely not important.
Just to begin with, you should know you are not a priority at all in their life. A priority certainly not above their cats. Just think about it, why would someone ignore their fluffy pet cats only to spend time with hoomans?
We believe it’s after they become brainwashed by their cats that they turn out to be like this. Whatever the reason is, if you are dating someone or friends with someone who owns at least a pet cat, here is what’s likely to happen between your lives:
1) They Won’t Hangout With You Till Late Because… Priorities
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Yup, when you have another mouth to feed, especially when that mouth will just not feed itself, then you have to be the responsible one and make sure that it keeps up with their daily diet. Going back home early only because they want to clean the mess that their cats “may” have made is found to be a common excuse among cat people.
2) They Will Secretly Try To Pick Up Meat During Dinners
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Obviously, they would feel guilty of partying with you while all their cats get for that night is a dry cat food. So, to make it up to their grand masters” they will, at some point during the event, try to pick up small chicken pieces or chunks and wrap them in a handkerchief just to take them home for their pets. Girls may often do this since they carry a bag to keep the cloth in.
3) “Why Are you Buying An Extra Tikka?” “You Won’t Get it.”
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Have you ever had a similar conversation with your significant other? Well, if you still have to understood, then let us tell you that it’s for that hungry cat that’s waiting for them in their home. Yup, just for them.
4) Your Nakhras Are No Match For Their Nakhras!
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You think you can ruin your mood just to get attention from you significant other? Well, guess what, you are no match in front of when their pet cat ruins their mood or takes their attention away. Especially when it’s their playtime, cuddle time, or even sleep time.
5) You Can’t Borrow Clothes From Them Because Their Clothes Are Full Of Cat Fur
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There is no heaven in dating a cat person and wearing their clothes when you’re feeling cold. Their sweaters and jackets are most likely to have fur all over their clothes and you are allergic!
6) You Will Always Smell Cat Food From Their Home
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You get invited to their house and you randomly open their fridge to check what’s there to eat and you are met with loads of cat food smells coming from the bottom rack. Canned food in all flavors and juices and whatnot.
7) If You Hear Them Saying Cute Words, Those Are For Their Cats…Not You
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Remember when they used to talk to you in baby language just to pick up your mood or make you laugh? Well, now that they have been enslaved by cats, all that talk is only for their cats and you will get naught.
8) Prepared To Be Ignored When They Are With You And When They See A Cat
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I feel sorry for you… *sobs*
We hope you manage to live with your significant other accordingly and that you just accept that the love they have for their cats is more than they have for you. They are just humans being controlled by their master cats and that, friends, is the bitter truth.
