What If Hogwarts Was In Pakistan?

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Posted on June 9, 2016

Source: seventeen.com

Hogwarts. A home to everyone in the world who loves Harry Potter, no matter where they’re from. Just like everywhere else, Pakistan has a lot of Harry Potter fans as well.

But ever wondered what would have happened if Hogwarts was in Pakistan? The people of Twitter sure did.

Lets see!

1. The name

If Hogwarts was in Pakistan its name would have been:

#AgarHogwartsPakistanMainHota tou uska naam Hogwarts nahi "Shaheed Benazir Bhutto School of Witchcraft and Wizardry" hota.
— v (@curljhung) October 22, 2013

2. The Triwizard Tournament or international Quidditch matches

They would have been held in UAE.

Via: @Shumyl

3. It would have been hard differentiating between Dementors and Burkay wali aunties!

#AgarHogwartsPakistanMainHota toh not sure if Dementor or just a burkhay wali aunty.
— Ali Yousuf (@AliiYousuf) October 22, 2013

4. What would be Harry, Ron and Hermione called if they were in Pakistan?

#AgarHogwartsPakistanMainHota toh students ke naam.
1) Chaudhary Draco
2) Harry Khan
3) Hermoine-binte-Zahra
4) Mir Ronald Jatoi
hotay.
— – (@cutdraftedit) October 22, 2013

5. And railway stations would sound something like:

H̶o̶g̶w̶a̶r̶t̶s̶ Rawalpindi Express platform ponay dus (9 3/4) se rawangi ke lie tayyar hai. Shukria.#AgarHogwartsPakistanMainHota
— nma (@namaloomafraaad) October 22, 2013

6. Instead of oye extra pen hai?

#AgarHogwartsPakistanMainHota "Oye, extra wand hai?"
— ⎊ Childish Ghambino ? (@Sarkhail7Khan) October 22, 2013

7. Pakistanis would have utilized the Invisibility Cloak in the best possible way!

"Yaar jigar hoga. Invisibility cloak day day. Bachi kay saath Hogsmeade date maarnay jaana thaa" #AgarHogwartsPakistanMainHota
— Buffetkhor (@BilkulSahiKaha) October 22, 2013

8. And Draco would have been the perfect waderay ka beta.

#AgarHogwartsPakistanMainHota toh Draco Malfoy apni Pajero mein "Waderra ka beta" chalatay huay ghoomta.
— – (@cutdraftedit) October 22, 2013

9. We would have had to answer aunties something like this…

"Aur beta, NEWTS kay baad kya irada hai?" "Ji aunty bad abroad jaounga dragons may masters karnay" #AgarHogwartsPakistanMainHota
— Buffetkhor (@BilkulSahiKaha) October 22, 2013

10. And how can we forget the caste system?

#AgarHogwartsPakistanMainHota then hermione and ron could never get married due to wizard-mudblood samaj ki dewaar
— Zarrar Khuhro (@ZarrarKhuhro) October 22, 2013

11. Harry would have been a born Jiyala!

#AgarHogwartsPakistanMainHota toh Harry Potter ke forehead per Lightning Bolt ke bajaye Teer ka nishaan hota.
<————–<< JEAY BHUTTO
— – (@cutdraftedit) October 22, 2013

12. Yeah yeah, city wars would have still been inevitable.

#AgarHogwartsPakistanMainHota Toh karachi mein he hota, Lahore ya islamabad mein hota toh, islamabad aur lahore kahan hotay ?
— hussain. (@mhussainnn) October 22, 2013

13. Zarb-e-Hogwarts wouldn’t have been necessary.

#AgarHogwartsPakistanMainHota toh Imran Khan would ask for peace talks with Death-Eaters.
— Bissmah Mehmud (@bissmahmehmud) October 22, 2013

So this, Pakistani Potterheads, is what Hogwarts in Pakistan looks like. But have you ever wondered why none of us ever received a letter from Hogwarts?

THIS IS WHY