1. Post the worst picture of her on Facebook
And caption it: “Shaitaan aapko like karney se rokey ga.”
2. Mix her clean clothes with your dirty clothes
All hell will break loose!
3. Take her hairdryer and load it up with lots of face powder
Wait for the priceless expression when she comes out of the shower to blow dry her hair.
3. Talk in SMS language. IRL.
Say ROFLMAO with dead straight face when she says something funny.
4. Bring chocolates for her. Then eat them yourself.
And keep the empty packaging in the refrigerator.
5. Replace The Salt With Sugar To Confuse The Hell Out Of Her
7. Don’t receive her calls for a day And Reply With…
shakar wandaan re…
8. Scare her while she sleeps
Record scary voices on your cellphone and play them in her ear while she sleeps.
9. Wear Her Shadi Ka Lengha And Prance Around Like She Did On Your Wedding
P.S: Don’t try these until you have complete faith in your relationship.