Just like after every other attack on India, Indian tradition of blaming Pakistan for it continued after Uri attacks. Indians on Twitter openly blamed Pakistan for it and threatened to attack Pakistan. But how Pakistanis responded to it was something worth seeing.
Started off as a poll by this Indian.
Yes Mr. Sanjay Dixit wanted a war. But unexpectedly the results were 54% in the favor of no. So the joke’s on him.
Are we Indians prepared for a nuclear war for finishing Pakistan as a country. Many of us may die in the process
— Sanjay Dixit ಸಂಜಯ್ ದೀಕ್ಷಿತ್ संजय दीक्षित (@Sanjay_Dixit) September 18, 2016
Totally makes sense.
They are sad about their soldiers being killed and then they want another war?
Indians are sad about soldiers dying but want to wage a war against Pakistan so more soldiers die. pic.twitter.com/NbvWBKCPLc
— کاظمی (@HaayeShabbir) September 18, 2016
India, the reality is.
That you cannot kill us with your tweets.
"Pooja, I understand you're sad about the incident but you cannot kill Pakistani soldiers with your tweets." pic.twitter.com/uOChJP5W1k
— کاظمی (@HaayeShabbir) September 18, 2016
Ouch.
True true.
Indians are tweeting against Pakistan because they know this is the only thing they can do against Pakistan & nothing else.
— Sakhwa.?? (@sakhwa) September 18, 2016
Gautam Gambhir came into action as well.
Indian cricketer Gautam Gambhir made a tweet that targeted Pakistan as well. To which the replies were hilarious.
India shows restrain-Pakistan shows disdain. We offer solutions-they reply with ammunitions. Our soldiers die-they deny. No more. #uriattack
— Gautam Gambhir (@GautamGambhir) September 18, 2016
Gambhir, remember Afridi?
Pretty sure this scene still haunts him.
. @GautamGambhir pic.twitter.com/1cvaPrWQx3
— Dead since 97 (@httpirt) September 18, 2016
Yes, explain?
What about a never ending terrorism in Pakistan by Indian proxies?
— Jameel (@jameelqazii) September 18, 2016
Wasim bhai had something to say as well.
'Bc, pehly team mein tou aa ja, Border pe badh mein ana' pic.twitter.com/fcAdVvHlhl
— Amirr (@ammirrr) September 18, 2016
HAHAHAHA
No but honestly what exactly is this thing they call their army chief?
A country that cannot make a hat fit its army chief threatens to eradicate Pakistan. pic.twitter.com/GUGPjnOHsI
— کاظمی (@HaayeShabbir) September 18, 2016
Another reason why there should be no war.
The torturous Bollywood movies they make out of it.
https://twitter.com/basima__/status/777479081596039168
An Indian minister tweeted this.
Pakistan is a terrorist state and it should be identified and isolated as such.
— Chowkidar Rajnath Singh (@rajnathsingh) September 18, 2016
And this is what he gets in reply.
Life is hard when you are bald and say stuff like this. That too to Pakistanis.
jaise tere baal isolate huay hain. https://t.co/WjEjintWEJ
— Ahmed (@azkhawaja1) September 18, 2016
Actually the thing is.
India mai churailain logon ko daikh kar Ayat-Ul-Kursi parh laiti hain.
— Nauman (@iNaumanDogar) February 21, 2015
Indian logic.
Yes this is the Indian logic. This is a beautiful logic.
"The terrorists had some items which had Pakistani markings on," he said."
I have a pizza in my room, I am an Italian. #UriAttack
— Osama Bin Liaqat Mir (@oblmir) September 18, 2016
Well if you threaten to attack Pakistan we are not just going to sit and watch.
An Indian account tweets this and gets the right response.
Pak Has Taken Us For Granted.They Know We Just Condemn &Complain To UN.It's Time For Action That They'll Fear To Even Cross India.#UriAttack
— Sir Jadeja fan (@SirJadejaaaa) September 18, 2016
You ask us to cross India? Here you go.
.@SirJadejaaaa Ye le kardya Cross pic.twitter.com/vYZGSiZuf7
— Qasim Zaidi (@QasimZaidi_) September 18, 2016
Basically our humor is enough to take India on. No need for the army.
Love how Indian twitter is ready to wage war against Pakistan and how Pakistanis, chill af, are quoting their tweets with funny captions.
— nma (@namaloomafraaad) September 18, 2016