In Pakistan, anything can happen, literally. Especially when you’re a Lahori. While the country goes through a huge turmoil, with the Prime Minister having an open heart surgery, the country without a foreign minister, drone attacks in Balochistan targeting Taliban, corruption, nepotism, rape, murder and child abuse – the youth of Pakistan is fighting on DOODH SODA!
What a time to be alive…
On Twitter, the young-guns, the colts of Pakistan, the people who will make the future of this country are fighting over a combination of Sprite and Milk. Yes, you heard it correct. Let’s not keep you waiting – you can see it for yourself.
Twitteratis dubbed this as the ‘The Big Doodh Soda War of 2016’
It all started with one little Lahori and her innocent tweet on Doodh Soda
"What does home taste like?"
"Doodh soda."
"And what does it feel like?"
"The arms of everyone I love."— sentient lump of fruit snacks (@apkiammi) May 31, 2016
And from there on, it was the beginning of a war…
https://twitter.com/nahoosat/status/737635752411025408
Doodh Soda, the Supreme Lahori drink, had loyal supporters.. who were ready for the challenge
I'm blocking u don't u dare insult doodh soda its what my soul is made out of
— sentient lump of fruit snacks (@apkiammi) May 31, 2016
@apkiammi Doodh soda is like the best thing omg why angbeen
— G. (@Abnokshius) May 31, 2016
And just as the defense was strong, so was the offence – rest of Pakistan was conspiring openly now!
https://twitter.com/nahoosat/status/737637395684823040
There are other important things to discuss. Get out with your soda, doodh and doodh soda.
— Qaummunist (@Qaummunist) May 31, 2016
https://twitter.com/vacantvoicess/status/737642689626296320
This particular Lahori who served the casus-belli on Twitter was ready to break virtual friendships over… well, Doodh Soda..
PPL WHO DON'T LIKE DOODH SODA HAVE NO PLACE IN MY LIFE I DON'T NEED THAT NEGATIVITY IN MY LIFE
— sentient lump of fruit snacks (@apkiammi) May 31, 2016
But the attacks were too strong to handle for the Lahoris..
https://twitter.com/NotAnoss/status/737646045543403520
https://twitter.com/vacantvoicess/status/737650423889301504
For better or worse, through sickness and health, unless that bitch is rooting for doodh soda https://t.co/xGGvTqMmeN
— who cares (@bittergumball) May 31, 2016
Doodh soda is not nice omg how do you guys even drink that
— ? (@chaotiicartist) May 31, 2016
ok so apparently doodh soda is milk and seven up? I've never had it but it sounds GROSS.
— k (@persephm) May 31, 2016
https://twitter.com/vacantvoicess/status/737654092928028672
And then it happened, the Lahoris combined into one big bottle of Doodh Soda and took every single offender on – it was now Lahore vs rest of Pakistan – Doodh Soda vs other drinks
My love for doodh soda tops all my love for every drinkable item there is.
— Rutaba. (@roohtaaba) May 31, 2016
You have to be really bitter to not like Doodh soda. You need Therapy.
— N (@__Dragunov) May 31, 2016
doodh soda isn't like human love, it's eternal.
— . (@PsychedSam) May 31, 2016
A doodh-soda-hater spelled backwards is retah-ados-hdood which doesn't make any sense, just like your opinion.
— Rutaba. (@roohtaaba) May 31, 2016
https://twitter.com/notfunnyzaib/status/737659147458621441
And then there were normal people who didn’t want anything to do with Lahoris or Doodh Sodha..
Doodh soda piyo ya charas piyo ya gadhay ka khoon piyo jo peena hai piyo magar chup chaap piyo yaar please.
— . (@ArayUmer) May 31, 2016
https://twitter.com/ilyasdurrani/status/737661279817601024
wtf is a doodh soda
— aloe vera seriously where the fuck IS SASUKE (@returntheslab_) May 31, 2016
Ab doodh soda per lar lou sab
— Momena (@omgmomena) May 31, 2016
And then it was the moment of realization – the girl had started the ‘Doodh Soda War of 2016’
I can't believe I started The Big Doodh Soda War Of 2016
— sentient lump of fruit snacks (@apkiammi) May 31, 2016
China aur America jitna marzi taraki kar lein
Doodh Soda phir bhe Pakistan ke ijad hai— Mark ZingerBurger? (@FBkaBaap) May 31, 2016
Wth you guys had a doodh soda war without me??
— Rana Talha Asfar ?? (@RTAluvzAfridi) May 31, 2016
So which side are you on?
Are you team Doodh Soda or are you team I-really-don’t-care-but-why-are-Lahoris-like-this?
