13 Signs That Prove Your Son, Brother, Cousin Or Friend Is A Stoner - Parhlo

13 Signs That Prove Your Son, Brother, Cousin Or Friend Is A Stoner

Ever wondered if someone in your family or friend circle has been smoking up? Stoners are simple people, who leave a lot of clues behind for others to figure out. If you’re a stoner, don’t do these – if you want to find out if somebody’s been sparking up, these will help.

Here are some of the most obvious signs to spot a stoner from a million miles away.

1. They will wake up with a clogged chest, coughing and spitting in the morning

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Source: youtube.com

2. They will stay out in long hours, never come back home before 2-3 hours at least

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Source: imgflip.com

3. If they enter the house with pink eyes.. you can be sure they’ve been lighting it up

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Souce: quotesandexcerpts.com

4. If you ever find a bottle of Curine on them.. the mystery is over once and for all

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Source: schazoo-spl.com

5. If they enter the house and open the fridge straight away, you know what’s up

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Source: myhipreplacementsurgery.com

6. If they are eating twice as much as you and still look for food – they’ve got the munchies

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Source: blogspot.com

7. They will never get angry or pissed, after they’ve come home from a session

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Source: propakistani.pk

8. If they stay inside the house for a full day and get angry at the end – yup, it’s the khushkaat

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Source: anorak.co.uk

9. If their lips are turning purple.. you know what’s going on

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Source: heymikeyatl.wordpress.com

10. If he’s keeping a matchbox or if the keys to his car, door or cupboard are black on the tip – they’ve been using it as a pokey

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Source: cannabisculture.com

11. If you find tobacco lying around the washroom sink or in their room – somebody’s been tearing them up

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Source: wonderhowto.com

12. If you find these – remember, these are not ‘little tissue papers’

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Source: msa-1969.com

13. Basically, if they are happy all the time – you should be sure they are sparking up

 

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Source: pakimag.com

So.. do you know any stoners with these proper tells? We’re pretty sure you’d want them to see these..

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