Ever wondered if someone in your family or friend circle has been smoking up? Stoners are simple people, who leave a lot of clues behind for others to figure out. If you’re a stoner, don’t do these – if you want to find out if somebody’s been sparking up, these will help.
Here are some of the most obvious signs to spot a stoner from a million miles away.
1. They will wake up with a clogged chest, coughing and spitting in the morning
2. They will stay out in long hours, never come back home before 2-3 hours at least
3. If they enter the house with pink eyes.. you can be sure they’ve been lighting it up
4. If you ever find a bottle of Curine on them.. the mystery is over once and for all
5. If they enter the house and open the fridge straight away, you know what’s up
6. If they are eating twice as much as you and still look for food – they’ve got the munchies
7. They will never get angry or pissed, after they’ve come home from a session
8. If they stay inside the house for a full day and get angry at the end – yup, it’s the khushkaat
9. If their lips are turning purple.. you know what’s going on
10. If he’s keeping a matchbox or if the keys to his car, door or cupboard are black on the tip – they’ve been using it as a pokey
11. If you find tobacco lying around the washroom sink or in their room – somebody’s been tearing them up
12. If you find these – remember, these are not ‘little tissue papers’
13. Basically, if they are happy all the time – you should be sure they are sparking up
So.. do you know any stoners with these proper tells? We’re pretty sure you’d want them to see these..