If you believe in the fact that there is nobody that can match the Pakistani spirit. You’ve come to the right place.
Here’s a minimalist combo of things Pakistanis say and things Pakistanis do.
1. Itni der se reply kyun diya? Kis ke saath thay?
Source: ndtv.com
2. Aap Whatsapp pe hain? Number mil sakta hai?
Source: nativepakistan.com
3. Kya aap mujh se friendship kerenge?
Source: flickr.com
4. Thank you Raheel Sharif
Source: xhinuanet.com
5. Aap toh Eid ka Chaand hi ho gaye..
Source: pkmrblog.com
6. I wish I had chosen another field, I would be at a better position somewhere..
Source: pakistaniat.com
7. Bas 5 minute mein pohanch gaya, thora sa sabar kerlo.. (which turns into an hour eventually)
8. Boy: I think I love you, do you love me?
Girl: I think I do, but only as a friend..
Source: propakistani.pk
9. Light aagai!
Light Chali gai…
Wapas agai.. per abhi thori dim hai..
Source: dailymotion.com
10. Ghar lejao – (definitely the best argument winning sentence in Pakistan)
Source: pri.org
11. Light off kero, aankhon mein lag rahi hai..
Source: talkingpointsmemo.com
12. Tum se yahi umeed thi mujhe.. (sarcastically)
Source: dougernet.com
13. Hamari cricket team ka kuch bhi nahi hosakta..
Source: onepakistan.com
14. Shayad aaj Shahid Afridi chal jaye?
Source: stepforwardpakistan.com
15. Yaar dekho, baat paison ki nahi hai..
Source: sappharical.com
16. Tumhe jaisa lag raha hai, main waisi larki nahi hoon..
Source: theatlantic.com
17. Patli pin wala charger milega?
Source: bbc.co.uk
18. (When somebody calls you at 2:00am and says): Soa to nahi rahay thay ap?
Source: ibtimes.co.uk
19. Tumhare ghar mein maa-behen nahi hain kya?
Source: telegraph.co.uk
20. Yaar mujh se parha nahi jaraha, tumhari tayari kaisi hai?
Source: images.go
21. Ek dafa matric kerlo, aagay ki parhai bohot asaan hai..
Source: pakistantoday.com
Unpredictable Pakistan – that’s how we roll.
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