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Why Desis Are The Weirdest People On Facebook

Let’s be honest. When it comes to the creepiest people on Facebook, no one can outdo the desi awaam out there. They will stalk the shit out of you. They’ll go through their friend’s friend’s friend’s friend’s friend’s profile just to find a picture of a girl and then proceed to comment all over it. It reaches the point that just reading those comments makes you feel violated in a very weird and unpleasant way.

Here are people that will make you feel ashamed to call yourself a desi

Source: Facebook

Source: Humans of Jharsa on Facebook

Mujhay nahi pata iss say koi larki pyaar kyun nahi karti. He’s a cheap and best boy. You can’t find many of those around these days.

Source: Facebook

Source: Humans of Jharsa on Facebook

There are several words that come to mind when I see this picture. 70% of those are what the fuck. What were these chicken-headed retards thinking of when they styled their hair like this? Their mothers are probably gonna use them to clean ceiling fans because the only thing girls are confused about is which one of them to kick in the balls first before running away. 

Source: Humans of Jharsa on Facebook

Source: Humans of Jharsa on Facebook

There are quite a few things wrong with this so I’ll take it one step at a time. Firstly, little girls? This guy has some pretty horrible pedophilic tendencies. Secondly, 37 and he’s calling himself a boy? Like is this seriously all he’s been able to do in the 37 years that led to him doing this? And thirdly, what the hell is wrong with these people and their hair? He looks like an egg with one end burnt.

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Source: Humans of Jharsa on Facebook

Weird desi people aren’t just guys. As you can see from this post, girls are quite common as well. As you can also see from this post, they have the ability to stare at you until you love them and marry them. Which, to be honest, sounds scary as fuck.

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Source: Humans of Jharsa on Facebook

Aww, look at that. True love. It’s so true that even when the girl changed her appearance, he stayed with her. Relationship goals, people.

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Source: Humans of Jharsa on Facebook

People out there are so generous. He cares so much that he wants to help women who want to have kids but no one to have them with. He’s even asking them to charge him. Faith in humanity restored. 

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Source: Humans of Jharsa on Facebook

This guy gives a whole new meaning to the term “food porn”.

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Source: Humans of Jharsa on Facebook

If the real Undertaker were to see this, he’d chokeslam that kid into a whole new world of pain.

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Source: Humans of Jharsa on Facebook

And now I’ll never be able to have ice cream ever again. Thank you, internet.

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