1. Powerpuff Girls
“Sugar. Spice. And everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction… Chemical X. Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born. Using their ultra-superpowers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil.” Remember this cartoon?
2. Johnny Bravo
“It’s a beautiful day. But not as beautiful as Johnny Bravo.”
3. Samurai Jack
“Long ago, in a distant land, I AKU! The shape shifting master of darkness unleashed an unspeakable evil… But, a foolish samurai warrior weilding a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose me. But before the final blow was struck… I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW! But, now the fool seeks to return to the past, to undo the future, THAT IS AKU!”
4. Courage The Cowardly Dog
“Eustace Bagg: Stupid dog!”
5. Ed, Edd N Eddy
Ed: “Eddy is my ideal pal; soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes. Yum.”
6. Dexter’s Laboratory
“Dee Dee: Oooh Dexter clubs like yours are for big IDKSC”
7. Scooby Doo
“Scooby Dooby Dooooooooo!!”
8. Tom and Jerry
Where the mouse wins against the cat.
9. The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
“Grim: [upon losing the game of limbo] This isn’t fair! I’m the Grim Reaper! ‘MASTER OF THE FORCES OF LIFE AND DEATH!!
Mandy: Not anymore.”
10. Codename: Kids Next Door
“Number 1: Why are we in the kiddy pool?
Number 3: Because the water is nice and warm?”