One thing is for sure, Indians can never beat the humor of Pakistanis. Well, keeping our good looks aside as well, of course. One of the legendary Indian players, Virender Sehwag, is often seen tweeting about multiple aspects. Given how the world-renowned player has a lot of time on his hands after his retirement, the player is often seen making “witty” jokes on Twitter.
Little do these Indian followers and Sehwag himself know how awful most of his jokes are. I am not really a fan of saying, “jokes that will cause you cancer” but I swear, this is the perfect statement when you go through Sehwag’s Twitter handle.
OH MY GOD. “Meri Christmas”…..?????
Merry Christmas,Teri Christmas ,Sabki Christmas ! pic.twitter.com/tjtmzLHkCB
— Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) December 25, 2016
Last I Saw This Picture Was In 2000
This is not Dubai , It’s Mother Board.
Feel like playing cricket in the empty spaces in this . pic.twitter.com/ARHJVoul5s— Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) December 24, 2016
And the Indian followers couldn’t be more amused by this so original joke Paa Jee posted.
Twitter: @VirenderSehwag
Twitter: @VirenderSehwag
Dead………………….
Twitter: @VirenderSehwag
What.Kind.Of.Birthday.Wish.Is.This?
Because of these gestures,initially I thought it’s Ricky Pointing.Then realised it’s Ponting.Hpy Bday to one of the best batsmen,apna Ponty. pic.twitter.com/fKtzTYvtbi
— Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) December 19, 2016
Shaant Bole Tou Silent But Paa Jee Says Shaant Na Rehna iShaant…
Congratulations @ImIshant Sharma and Pratima on your marriage.
Shaant mat rehna iShaant . pic.twitter.com/0mA92MVv55— Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) December 11, 2016
And Not To Forget When Sehwag Did Commentary For India’s Match. These Were His ‘Top-Notch’ Lines:
Maachis toh yun hi Badnaam hai ,
Aag toh Kohli ne laga rakhi hai.
The Best by some distance. Period.#IndvsEng— Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) December 11, 2016
Shadi mai FUFAJI logo ki shakal jaisi ho jati hai waise shakal ho gyi hai ENGLAND k team ki @virendersehwag ????????????????????????????????????????
— RAJAT MODI (@CARAJATMODI) December 11, 2016
By Cook He Meant England Team’s Then-Captain Alastair Cook…
#cook to khaana khana aur khilana dno hi bhool gye is batting ko dekh kr.
waah paaji @virendersehwag tussi great ho????
— Nafeez (@InooxentNafy) December 11, 2016
Life Learning Lessons Here Guys, Take Note!
Waah @virendersehwag sir ji paisa aur ball dono dekhkar udana chahiye,har situation k liye kuch Na kuch comparison jarur hota h.. loved it
— Vinit Jaiswal (@jaiswalvinit) December 9, 2016
What a commentary by viru paaji : “Paisa aur Ball dekh ke udana chahiye”
Funny????but True????????
Very well said @virendersehwag???????? #ChaaGayeTussi— Nitish Saxena ???????? (@nitishh86) December 9, 2016
Ghoomiying Kero Knife Ko Yaar
Chips ki packet ki tarah jaldi over khatam karne waale @imjadeja ,Happy Birthday.
Cut the cake in this style,by ghumaooing knife like sword. pic.twitter.com/EaYnkIU6GX— Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) December 6, 2016
BRB Dying
Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi. Saas ko Set kiya jaa sakta hai. How to tackle taunts from mother-in-law?
#ViruKeFunde
– https://t.co/RX4vGCnIDI pic.twitter.com/UkAl6pDNIj— Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) December 2, 2016
Wow Yaar
“Udja Kale Kawan Tere Moowich Khandpaanwa”, @MohammadKaif tuk dis song seriously&kept flying kahin bhi.#HappyBirthdayKaif ,R u Man or Kite? pic.twitter.com/pShtPvAsHS
— Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) December 1, 2016
And look at these praises, oh my GOD!
@virendersehwag @MohammadKaif sehwag sir…..tell us where do you get idea for such funny tweets…???????????????
— saatvik_mahajan003 (@saatvik003) December 1, 2016
@virendersehwag @MohammadKaif sir aap kamal krte ho….aise bday wish krna sirf aapko hi ata he
— Mitesh saraf (@saraf_mitesh) December 1, 2016
Motivation Needed, Thnx Paa Jee
Aaj kare so kal, kal kare so parso,
Tension kyun leni , jab jeena hai barso.#mondaymotivation— Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) December 26, 2016
And obviously, we Pakistanis see everything
Sehwag is the worst thing that happened to brown twitter this year
— Ted (@notmuteeb) December 25, 2016
Needed
Sehwag’s tweets should be added to the Ideology of Pakistan chapter in our coursebooks so kids can appreciate the Two Nation Theory.
— oa (@omairraslam) December 19, 2016
Yep, That’s How They Are
Sehwag on twitter:Hello
Indian Twitter: Waah paaji kiya tweet, Hahaha Paaji tweet parh kar badi hansi aye,twitter naa choodna kbhi paaji…
— Ahmed (@AhmedDamn) September 2, 2016
Regardless of what your views may be on his performance on the pitch, Sehwag definitely needs to let go of his 90’s humor.
