By now, we all have probably heard the news. If you’re one of those souls that live in a corner of the world and has no idea what’s going on outside their room, brace yourself. Angeline Jolie has filed for divorce from Brad Pitt. Brangelina is no more.
You might be wondering what this has to do with us Pakistanis. The answer is: absolutely nothing. It isn’t remotely related to us. Konsa hamari phuppo kay bachay paida nahi honay walay iss news ki waja say?
But, as usual, people lost their shit
Me coming online and seeing that #Brangelina are getting divorced. pic.twitter.com/4beFmm2oF1
— Nebeel ? (@hyp3rfr3ak) September 21, 2016
hahahaha brangelina broke up hahahajasa love is not real love is fake only capitalism is real
— Alice (@someaningless) September 20, 2016
Then came the people who started giving their opinions on the matter
Apparently I’m the only one who disliked Brangelina. ?
— Rameeza Ahmad (@Rameezay) September 20, 2016
We are no one to decide who cheated on who and even if its karma or not. Let them decide however they want to live their life. #Brangelina
— Aqse Zahra. (@Aqseyy) September 20, 2016
Then, of course, came the trolls
It was pure chaos
The sacrifice #Brangelina has made to divert IndiaPak Twitter from triggering Nuclear War is admirable.
— no. (@DesiSaiyyan) September 21, 2016
Humans disappoint each other but pizzas don’t. THINK GUYS.#brangelina
— حارث. (@harisrants) September 20, 2016
@HaayeShabbir HAHAHAHAHA on point.
— ع م ر! (@omeralvii) September 20, 2016
She is SO lucky not to have twitter or any social thing. #Brangelina pic.twitter.com/OyDSgaU0E1
— Blurryface (@Razza_H) September 20, 2016
Reason Of Divorce…#Brangelina pic.twitter.com/Wxvqr465pw
— Sir Main Dad (@SirJohnRoe) September 20, 2016
And one just hit all of us right in the feels
Brangelina splitting up hurts so bad, faith in love has been lost. If 2 rich, goodlooking ppl can’t stay together thn what chance do I have?
— Filzaaa. (@selfregaled) September 20, 2016
The point remains, though, that none of us will ever be affected by this. Hell, in a couple of days, most of us will have forgotten about it completely. So don’t make a fuss over it. Keep calm.
Besides, Momina is single abhi. Enjoy the knowledge of that while you still can!