Yes, you read that right. And no, I didn’t make some sort of mistake in writing the title.
If you are an avid user of the internet, you’re probably aware of the hundreds of videos out there called “Illuminati Confirmed.” They go from one concept to the other and show how a particular thing is actually linked to the Illuminati. Here are a few examples:
If your mind is feeling a bit fried right now, don’t worry- that’s quite normal. These illumanti confirmed videos show you that the Illuminati is everywhere. You can’t let your guard down because any and everything can be related to the Illuminati- even Prisma.
Prisma is Illuminati confirmed
Don’t believe me? Check this out:
See? The Illuminati is everywhere. It will be easier for you if you accept its presence. Otherwise, you will know pain and suffering like no other.
Still don’t believe that the Illuminati is real and all around us? Check this video out. If this won’t convince you, I don’t know what will.
Disclaimer*: If you, for any reason at all, thought this wasn’t satire- you’re really dumb. That is all.