“Just one bite. Already counting the amount of calories the meal has. But meh – who gives a rat’s ass anyway? Time to think about the next meal I am going to have.” – Sincerely, every woman who loves food more than anything.
Food is life – food is your oxygen – food is your antidepressant – food is your comfort zone – FOOD IS EVERYTHING!!
Women who eat are going to places – they have their priorities set and they know food is the best investment she can ever make. Here’s how women who eat a lot are know what they are doing:
1. While People Are Busy Planning their Weddings, Relationships and Professional Lives, Women Who Eat a lot Are Busy Planning their Next Meals
2. You Never Let Go Of your Large Clothes – Just In Case You May Gain Some Extra Pounds
3. You Cannot Leave Home Without Food…NO WAY!!
Yep, we can feel you, Queen B.
4. Food Makes You Excited
5. You Can Never Related to People Who Say “I Forgot to Have Lunch Today”
Seriously?? How?? Are?? You?? Even?? ALIVE????
6. Your Mood Depends on Food
me before and after someone gets me food pic.twitter.com/cvmdA3Nkcr
— Menstrual Betch (@MenstruaI) August 3, 2016
‘Cuz food excites you. Retail therapy, what?
7. No Body Can Believe You Eat Like a Man
8. Your Man May Think That You Don’t Have An Answer to “What do you want to eat?”
In reality, we are just confused that out of 32456323 food items, what should we eat????
9. Your Friends Will All Be the Best Critique Supporting You At All Times
10. Food Is Never Enough
11. If You Dislike My Favorite, It Means War
12. We Do Need Goodnights Before Going to Bed – We Need Food
13. Food is the Only Thing You Need – The Only Friend You Need
Repeat after me: Food is everything, food is life. Food is everything, food is life.