With tensions increasing day by day, call for war from the neighbor side keeps increasing. With India continuously pocking the enemy and showing how strong and proud they are on the actions they are taking to deal with the matters of Kashmir, Pakistanis are not scared as well.
However, Pakistanis should be scared of the superheroes India has – because we Pakistanis, we don’t have the super powers they have. I am not even kidding, guys. Be serious.
India has produced a number of superheroes and we need to be worried about them now. For example,
Superpowers: can dance and his head glows. Magic. Hence, the name.
The extraterrestrial creature, a product of Indian film industry is a major threat to the lands of Pakistan. We don’t want to mess with Jaadu and his cute army of friends.
Superpowers: can walk around naked and knows the difference between right and wrong, enough to tell how Indians lied about surgical strike.
Another extraterrestrial creature captured in a human body. Indians do not have enough HUMAN soldiers.
3. The Flying Jatt
Superpowers: can dance and has a skinny-weird-muscular body strong enough to beat the enemy. He can fly, but sadly, he is afraid of heights.
We cannot miss out on the superhero produced by India’s legendary drama producer, Ekta Kapoor. Flying Jatt’s costume is enough for us to feel threatened.
Superpowers: can dance and is a human who can walk on walls. Also, he has four movies, proving he has enough powers to take us down.
He will stop Pakistanis by climbing Minar-e-Pakistan and other buildings.
5. Tarzan – The Wonder Car
Superpowers: a real-human’s soul is trapped in this car. A hidden machine Indians can use against us.
Remember the car turning into a machine? Yes, India’s version of Transformers, but with a desi touch.
6. Mr. India
Superpowers: can become invisible.
Mr. India can be what a kabootar is to Pakistan – he can enter the lands of Pakistan without anyone noticing.
7. Saif Ali Khan and Katrina Kaif from Phantom
Superpowers: none. Just useless acting in useless movies.
They don’t have any superpowers and they are not even superheroes, but they can sure make an attempt to stop Pakistan during war and conduct surgical strike…just like they did in Phantom.