Reportedly Facebook was down yesterday for well over an hour or two, this breakdown followed the Indian prime ministers visit to Facebook headquarters on Sunday. We believe that the Facebook breakdown was due to post Narendra Modi stress, Facebook workers were unable to cope with the backlash caused by the Indian prime minister’s visit. Here are some of the reasons the Facebook malfunction could have taken place.
1. Mark Zuckerberg’s Broken Ribs
Modi has an uncouth fondness to give grown men unreciprocated and inappropriate bear hugs
2. Zuckerberg’s Bruised Arm Or Ego
Hut Oye mujhay tasveer lainee hai
3. Sanitizer Overload
Protesters sent Zuckerberg ample bottles of hand sanitizer telling him that he needs to wash the blood of his hands after his meeting with Modi, one of those bottles could have leaked into main frame at FB headquarters.
4. Flooding At Facebook Headquarters
Due to Modi’s over zealous display of emotion his tears ended up flooding FB headquarters and causing the two hour long breakdown
5. Chai Walay Ke Inspiration
Zuckerberge was inspired by Modi’s do it your self attitude and his humble past hence he wanted to start fixing things around FB Headquarters himself.
6. Digital India
Or FB might just be trying to match standards with the Digital India project Modi has prophesied about
Note: This is a piece of satire and written for fun only.