So people of Twitter come up with amazing trends every now and then and now they decided to tell the world how it is like growing up a Pakistani. Be it hitting the remote on the table till it works rather than buying new battery for it or finding salan in ice cream tubs, the trend #GrowingUpPakistani had it all covered. Some of them are so true that you can relate to them even in the next life.
SO LET’S SEE!
1. We don’t have a family tree.
We don’t have a family tree because we have a family forest. A forest thicker than the Amazon Rainforest.
I don't have a family tree, I have a family forest. For real. 🌲
— Z A R A 🌸 (@zararafiqxo) October 7, 2015
2. If you can’t relate to this you’re not a Pakistani.
And not only this, you’ll get scolded for opening up a 1.5-liter coke bottle because it was for the guests.
#GrowingUpPakistani and having certain plates and cups reserved for guests only.
— Sam.R (@Sam_R714) October 12, 2015
3. Our parents were masterminds.
Yes we all did that.
Every Pakistani already nose this though.
#growinguppakistani nose bigger than the future
— Tayyab (@Teeeee96) February 7, 2016
And eating gaajar makes your eyesight sharp.
#GrowingUpPakistani your ma yellin at you to eat badaams because they apparently make you smart
— Emma (@emzmisa) February 21, 2016
6. It will remain there for one who year.
Not only a remote, but cars or anything you buy. In fact you get scolded by parents if you remove it.
#growinguppakistani when the plastic on the remote is still on and it's been weeks since you bought it. 😂
— Abu ‘Umar (@99adherent) March 12, 2016
7. Can relate.
— Emil (@mademecrazier) April 10, 2016
8. What is the national blanket of Pakistan?
— Maz Bonafide (@MazBONAFIDE) May 30, 2016
We are never on time.
#GrowingUpPakistani Going to a party 2 hours late and being the first one there.
— Falak Abbasakoor (@FalakAbbasakoor) May 30, 2016
10. This cannot be truer.
You're given 3 choices by parents
3. Shame to the family's name
— Salman Ktk (@Salmanktk) May 30, 2016
11. Honey Singh who?
#GrowingUpPakistani when ur mum is a lowkey rapper: roti shoti, gup shup, party sharty
— kais (@kais8962_) May 30, 2016
12. Oil is important.
USA will soon invade our plates.
#GrowingUpPakistani when you're salan has more oil than Saudi Arabia
— Hirra (@h85ash) May 30, 2016
13. Desi ways, man.
#GrowingUpPakistani adding water to shampoo and face wash when it's clearly run out ???????
— h (@gothamsbatman) May 30, 2016
14. Every single time.
15. Ayat ul Kursi can bring world peace.
#growinguppakistani whenever something wrong happens you instantly think it's bc you didn't read Ayatul Kursi in the morning
— imaan (@imaanarshadd) May 30, 2016
16. Oh my god…
And those were the only beats we deserved too.
18. MOM PLEASE YAAR.
Me: *makes tiny mess*
Mom: when I die then u will realize
Me: but mom-
Mom: no I will die #GrowingUpPakistani
— Sofi (@SofiChishti__) June 30, 2016
19. Thanks, mom.
Every single time.
me: "mom I love you"
mom: "bakwaas bund karo"
— hash (@hashirjamal) June 30, 2016
20. Is every Pakistani mom like this?
Me: mum where do I put this.
Mum: meray sar pay
— 🦋 (@mithhai) June 30, 2016
21. Sorry dad. The joke’s on you.
Why did our dads never realize this ever? Or did they?
#GrowingUpPakistani having your dad yell at you like
"ulla ka pata"
"Kuthay ka bacha"
Only to realize that he's actually dissing himself…
— McBaŋɠ (@TheMcBang) June 30, 2016
So this is how it was growing up a Pakistani as hilariously explained by the Pakistani twitterati in the truest way!