This Guys Explains How Each Zodiac Sign Would Behave in 2017!

Now That your 2017 is up and running, how about you pay a little attention to what the future holds for you? We know, we know, that predictions are not accurate and some of you may not even believe in them but, how about checking out your future just for fun? This guy, Rafi Hasan, shared a post, accurately predicting how your personality will be like this 2017:

Here it is:

Horoscope 2017:

Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22)


Source: Giphy

You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

Pisces (Feb 23 – Mar 22)


Source: Giphy

You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 – April 22)


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You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

Taurus (April 23 – May 22)


Source: Giphy

You are practical and persistent. You are one lazy motherfucker. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned rapist.

Gemini (May 23 – June 22)


Source: Giphy

 You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means your are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 23 – July 22)

Source: Giphy

Source: Giphy

You are sympathetic and understanding to other people’s problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won’t be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 – Aug 22)


Source: Giphy

 You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22)

Source: Giphy

Source: Giphy

You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23 – Oct 22)

Source: Tenor

Source: Tenor

 You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 22)

Source: ABC

Source: ABC

You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 – Dec 22)

Source: TES

Source: TES

 You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.

 Capricorn (Dec 23 – Jan 22)

 You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.”

We hope you enjoyed, and agree with most of the horoscope details! Surely, such talent requires a lot of appreciation and love. So do not forget to mention to your friends about how they would be in this year 2017!

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