Wallah! Flirting? Taubah Astaghfar! La’Hula’Wallah’Kuwata!
Cracking jokes related to Jinns? Maybe your mother didn’t tell you how jinns are sitting right next to you so you better not hurt their feelings, fam!
Whether you are an Arabi or a Pakistani or Muslim from any country, Halal Muslim jokes are always on top when it comes to humor. Dubbed as “Halal humor”, even the Islamic extremist will laugh on the best Halal jokes.
1. Basically…
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2. Brothers, Here is a Better Way to Get your Mehram
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3. Lionel Richie Wrote a Whole Song on Keepin’ it Halal
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4. We Have All Had this Type of Lit Parties
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Childhood parties were incomplete without having these stories.
5. For the Hijabi Sisters Who Can Relate
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6. “Hell is Hotter, Brother.”
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7. When Her Istikhara Goes Wrong But You Don’t Know What to do
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Legit, sisters. Legit.
8. Deen and Duniya?
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9. Even Lettuce and Cucumbers Know the Importance of Salat
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10. Remember this before the Fire Comes
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11. But ‘Jumme k Din Chumme ka Wadda’?
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12. Ayat-ul-Kursi Is The Solution
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13. When You Say it in Front of your Parents
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14. “Sheikhspeare” Kept It Real
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