Funny But Effective Pakistani Pickup Lines You Can Use!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, you must be tired because you have been running through my mind all day? These are the normal generic pickup lines you have probably heard before and honestly they don’t work, they leave you looking desperate and like a weirdo as well. So, I have compiled a super fantastic list of ‘Pakistani pickup lines’ strong enough to work on your Pakistani boo!

It’s been two months since Valentine’s day and if you still don’t have a boo, then you are in the right place. You not being able to get a date to save your life is not entirely your fault. You were not equipped with these fire pickup lines specially designed for Pakistanis, such as yourself. These Pakistani pickup lines have been gathered from far and wide the internet, my friends, my colleagues, and my own self. You can expect the following to get you your dream girl/guy.

Be warned these are designed to get you your not-yet-bae’s attention, and won’t guarantee you immediate results with them thinking of you as their bae. Like come one, Thori si mehnat khud karlo!

Without further ado here are few pickup lines for my guys and gals both to get the person of your dreams.

Be advised don’t say this to random people you have a crush on but go for individuals you actually know a little.

Disclaimer… Some of these might offend you so proceed with caution.

You are Wajib-ul-Cuddle

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Okay! not the brightest one but this is exactly what you need to make your special someone giggle and be all like “STAAHHP IT”. Always remember hassi tou phassi. So take a crack at it and I don’t want credit unless it works.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile!

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This works best if you and your crush attend a photography class, session or group. It would be the best wordplay of your life and you will be awarded points for your creativity. But in a normal scenario where the photography option isn’t available, this pickup line could still be used. We all have a camera in our phones so the creativity points would still be there. So, go for it on your own accord!

Can I have your number so I can wake you up for Fajr.

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This is one of the halal pickup lines in my arsenal of pick up lines. So, for you people trying to keep in Islam and in boundaries, this one is for you. If your babeh is Islamic I am sure they will appreciate your dedication to keeping them on the right path. Although a little contradictory go for it, what’s the worse that can happen, right? Take the leap, eyes closed, head first, can’t lose!

Can I have your autograph on this nikka nama!

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Another one of the classic banter pickup lines. This one is guaranteed to getting your babbu’s attention if not a smile. This will let them know that you are ready to take it to the next level. The only thing is you need to be ready to take it to the next level. And if this works and you end up getting married send me an invitation card I like shaadi ki Biryani.

I love you like Sheikh Rasheed loves biryani! (or me)

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It’s no secret how much Sheikh Rasheed loves his biryani. He can eat it anywhere and at any time, this is the kind of commitment this Pakistani pickup line shows. This will allow your babycakes to understand that you are ready to take the relationship seriously and make all the necessary sacrifices and always put them on top. So be the Sheikh Rasheed of your biryani (your boo).

Tell me something I don’t know, like your number

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Imagine you are talking to a person you fancy, but haven’t asked them out or befriended them. That is the exact time you should bring this pickup line out; they won’t even know what hit em!

Now, this is how it should go down. You two are talking and they are telling you something, and you be like “Yea, tell me something I don’t know, like your number” and BOOM! the ground is laid and destruction has been done. They would be impressed by your suave and smoothness.

P.S. This has worked for me that is why I am an advocate of this one!

You know what Karachi weather and you have in common. You both are HOT!

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This is going to limit you to people who have actually been to Karachi or live in Karachi. But hey there are so many souls living in Karachi that I don’t think I am limiting anyone with this one. This will for sure make your crush know your feelings very clearly.

Can I have a picture of you so I can show my mom what I want for EID

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I added this in my list because EID season is nearing and I wanted something you can use in the coming months. This is what you call using everything at your disposal, not only is this funny but it is also smart and remember smart is sexy.

Baby, I would eat your rotiyaan even if they were square

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Gol Roti is a thing that only the most expert cooks can make, and you know that men love a good cook. Because the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. So This will show you lovable precious girl how much she means to you, that you are ready to be with her even if she is a terrible cook. (I am not sexist I did this for the lolz).

I have more in my arsenal of wooing your better half but if I were to give them all to you then I would be left with nothing – I have to keep some things for myself as a secret. Now, test out this newfound knowledge to the test and get the alleged love of your life. Good Luck! and remember I don’t want credit unless it works.

Read Also: 10 Not-So-Cheesy Halal Pick-Up Lines