City Wars In PSL! - 17 Insanely Hilarious Tweets From Kings Vs Qalandars

If you don’t use Twitter much, you really wouldn’t know what these City Wars are about – but once you see the following tweets, you will start believing in the rivalry! The PSL kicked into top-gear yesterday, and the game of the day was Karachi Kings vs Lahore Qalandars. However, the winner of the match was Twitter!

Here are some of the most creative and eye-watering tweets from Kings Vs Qalandars! Enjoy!

1. When somebody pointed out the fact that it’s Peshawar Zalmi, not Peshawar Zalimi..

Overheard in class: “what a horrible name is Peshawar Zalmi like they’re taking pride in being zalim wtf???”
— Mahnoor (@mahnoorkazmi_) February 5, 2016

2. When Pakistanis on Twitter finally found a real reason to incite City Wars

Pehle city wars aalo wali biryani aur loadshedding ki wajah se hoti thien, now we have a real reason.
— Shumail (@Shumyl) February 5, 2016

3. When Lahoris and Karachiites buckled up to take each another on..

Lahore, Karachi aur un k mazafaat main city wars ka waqt hua chahta hai.
— Rana Talha Asfar (@RTAluvedAfridi) February 5, 2016

4. Then began the real bout – Baarish vs Samandar

Aap bhi chakkay par aisay khush huway jesay samandar nazar aaya ho https://t.co/jD3fV11K8J
— jihottie (@peanutmegged) February 5, 2016

5. When Karachi Kings took the second wicket, the Shayar inside this guy came out

Dama Dam Mast Qalandar,
Dosra bhi khaanay gaya chukandar.
— Shabbir Kazmi (@HaayeShabbir) February 5, 2016

6. When randomly, somebody joked about how old Anwer Maqsood was..

anwar maqsood at age 130 is the oldest supporter supporting any team in all of sports
— Amirr (@ammirrr) February 5, 2016

7. When a Lahori took a jab at Karachiites for using the Metro.. what? We love our W-11

Itne faarig bhi nahi. https://t.co/Tyq2skLUQf
— Shumail (@Shumyl) February 5, 2016

8. When one Lahori took it as duty to explain the phenomena behind rainfall..

Sorry let me explain shayad Karachiites ko samajh na ayi ho. Wo jo aasmaan se paani girta hai na kabhi kabhi? usko baarish kehte hain
— Rana Talha Asfar (@RTAluvedAfridi) February 5, 2016

9. When one Karachiite absolutely nailed Minaar-e-Pakistan on top of a Lahoris head..

Tum logo ko doobnay k liye bhi karachi ana paray ga. https://t.co/NC9gB4woBm
— Azmar Khattak (@AzmarKhan) February 5, 2016

10. From Superman to Govinda, Lahore you better Go-Vin-Da match.. geddit?

Pic 1- Qalandar supporters before the match
Pic 2- Qalandar supporters after the match pic.twitter.com/sOGv3aksUs
— zeeshan (@zeyshun) February 5, 2016

11. When one Lahori finally accepted defeat, like a gentleman

At least we have a sea now.
Of tears.
— Rana Talha Asfar (@RTAluvedAfridi) February 5, 2016

12. Although this makes no sense, it’s still funny..

Lahore walay metro ki bajaye ek dhang ki team hee bana letay.
— Zain Lakhani (@zed_nuthouse) February 5, 2016

13. According to a scientific research, this is exactly the reason why Karachi Kings won..

Shoaib Malik k sath maa ki duayen hain! pic.twitter.com/KnRExCNIjC
— Reham Khan FC (@RehemKhan1) February 5, 2016

14. When somebody actually found the perfect picture to sum up Lahore’s chances of winning

Only he can win this for Lahore now. #PSLT20 pic.twitter.com/Jvh9lBPR59
— omair (@omairraslam) February 5, 2016

15. Mother of puns!

Only he can win this for Lahore now. #PSLT20 pic.twitter.com/Jvh9lBPR59
— omair (@omairraslam) February 5, 2016

16. This is just wrong on so many levels. As wrong as the American Paaye series..

Lahore just called strategic time out for Paaye break.
— smaldini (@Shehroze_MUFC) February 5, 2016

17. And the Karachi vs Lahore City war ended with one sane Twitterati explaining what it’s all about..

Pakistanis so caught up in PSL. For a change, no politics, no arguments, all good clean banter and fun. A shout-out to the Pakistanis on tl
— hashkeys (@hashkeys) February 5, 2016

So, what do you think about the ongoing City Wars on Twitter, are you a fan of them or no? Just so you know, they are done all in good spirit, for the sake of banter!