Broody Sarkar Blowing ‘Surgical Stripes’ Trumpets While Indian Media and Copywood Goon-walks

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In a super successful surgical stripes attempt, Indian army (along with media) fruitfully conquered all Pakistani Swachalays (toilets) on Line out-of-control (LoC) and is now zealously marching towards China to surmount theirs.

Most trustworthy Indian media-giant ABP News confirms that the swachalay-conquest kept Indian Prime Minister Narendra Broody “awake throughout the night”. Moreover, considerate PM kept cursing his bladder and “did not have a drop of water”. That’s not all, in the tweeted picture, vigilant Broody could be seen getting live updates on the matter night-long through his favorite 1971 Mukti Bahini Journal, Tum Kitney Bahini Maroge Har Ghar Se Broody Nikley Ga.

He also took a surgical selfie with striped lotus to boost dutiful regiment’s morale in the late-late hours of the night.



“The picture broke twitter and was re-tweeted million times per millisecond,” ABP News confirms. Invasion plot is believed to be hatched after a Pakistani spy pigeon was caught defecating in open on LoC. This was believed to be a clear-cut violation of Swachh Bharat Abhiyan treaty and thus numerous surgical stripes were conducted on the spy as a punishment.



Also, shortly before the execution of plan, Indian Minister for all-things-foreign Sushma Swaraj proclaimed the disputed Sobhraj Hospital as Indian’s “inextricable part” in United Nations. In the heat of the moment and to testify her stance, Ms Swaraj declared to adopt Sobhraj as her last name and urged to be called upon as ‘Sushma Sobhraj’ with immediate effect.



“The dignitaries applauded in unison. General Assembly overwhelmed with slogans of ‘Sobhraj’. #SobhrajAtUN,” ABP News reports.



Meanwhile, South Korea endorsed Broody Sarkar’s brave move. To commemorate the success, they unveiled official surgical stripes mascot namely ‘Sigh’. Sigh hums the slogan “Oppa Surgical Stripes” and does his signature move whenever Indian battalions tear through invincible LoC terrains and get hold of numerous swachalays.



Copywood celebrities too decided to seize the moment and congratulated Indian Army for successfully carrying out the surgical stripes across LoC. However, for unknown reasons, almost all the C-town celebs used the words ‘strikes’ and ’terrorism’ instead of ‘stripes’ and ‘swachalays’.

“They were supposed to write ‘stripes’ and ‘swachalays’. I smell something ISI in it,” wonders Mr Broody.
“Broody took immediate notice of Twitter’s bias Pakistani auto-correct and ordered Interpol for immediate arrest of Pakistani-American Jack Dorsey!” ABP News anchorperson shrieks at the top of her lungs.

For Mr Broody

Dear Mr Broody,
Hope you’re taking some fine surgical selfies with striped lotus – please, carry on. War is NOT an option, dear – it has never been. Remember that thousands supported Hitler, he killed millions and billions hate him now. Don’t end up being a historic buffoon for short-lived political acclaim. What will happen if nukes are launched mutually? You’ll martyr our hundreds; we’ll kill your billions. Think about it, who’ll be left to use all these captured swachalays then? Give Cashmere its due right – they’ll get it anyway. Stop poking your nose in Balochistan – CPEC won’t be yours ever. In the end, keep calm and copy Hollywood!
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