Life is boring when your mind is too dull or boring. I mean, when life is already too plain, least you can do is have a dirty mind, don’t you think?
When you have a dirty mind, things are never just black or white – it is a mix of every color and sometimes, even you get embarrassed about all the wrong thoughts that go in your head.
Keep in mind tho; having a dirty mind is an art – an art of making everything super wrong (read fun) and insanely nasty (read fun again).
If You Have the Knack for Turning Everything Into a Dirty Joke, Here are Some Points that You May Experience
1. People Around You Know They Can’t Say Double-Meaning Statements
People around you can’t say statements such as, “Andr daaldo, Hillao aur, or Pura Le Liya.” because they know you’ll make it into something it is not.
2. People With Lesser Dirty Minds May Get Awkward Around You
And you are not ashamed of it because…YOU JUST CAN’T HELP IT!
3. In Serious Situations, You Try To Control Yourself But You Can’t
Imagine sitting on a dining table at your friend’s place and her mother says, “Beta, ahista Khao. Gallay mae phas Jaye ga.”
YEPPPPP. THAT FEELING. THAT THOUGHT. THAT IMAGE IN YOUR HEAD.
4. You Have a “Great” Influence on Others Too
You are just educating them how double-meaning words and statements can make life so much fun. Best of all, you teach others how awesome it is to have a mind that goes off to all the wrong places during a normal conversation.
5. You Can Make Normal Things Extremely Dirty
And that is your forte. Someone would crack a normal joke or a point in front of you and you’d just make it sound so dirty.
Imagine telling a dirty-minded friend “Maine apne dost ka saara le liya” and all you meant was his food…
There are so many other points that keep going through your head when you have an extremely dirty mind. You indeed are a chosen one!
Read Also: Put It Inside, You Dirty Mind!