5 Things Desi Parents Blame Everything On!

5 Things Desi Parents Blame Everything On!

From why you sneeze to that pimple on your forehead, desi parents will conveniently blame everything on just a few things. Even when there is absolutely no rational cause and effect relationship present (and there never is), they will always draw a link. And all you can do is stare at them, baffled and incredulous. And unable to form a rebuttal, obviously, because for a counter-argument, you need a (logical) argument.

1. Your phone

This one is a desi parent favorite.

Source: youtube.com

Source: youtube.com

2. Your friends

Yep. Your friends teach you to misbehave with parents and to challenge their authority. If, God forbid, they happen to be liberal and/or rich, may divine blessings be upon you.

Source: hercampus.com

Source: hercampus.com

3. The Internet

Because obviously, there’s nothing besides porn and movies and violent video games on the Internet.

Source: ravisfitoor.com

Source: ravisfitoor.com

4. Not praying

You can get everything if you pray regularly. Grades without studying. A job without a degree. A house without money. Everything.

Source: youtube.com

Source: youtube.com

5. Bahar ka khana

All your bodily issues, and academic issues, and life issues too, are there because you eat out, or order food 7262 times a day.

Source: columbiaspectator.com

Source: columbiaspectator.com

6. Sleeping late

How can you be successful in life if you don’t sleep at 9 pm?

Source: campusriot.com

Source: campusriot.com

Your consistency and (lack of) logic is commendable.

Desi parents, sigh.

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