From why you sneeze to that pimple on your forehead, desi parents will conveniently blame everything on just a few things. Even when there is absolutely no rational cause and effect relationship present (and there never is), they will always draw a link. And all you can do is stare at them, baffled and incredulous. And unable to form a rebuttal, obviously, because for a counter-argument, you need a (logical) argument.
1. Your phone
This one is a desi parent favorite.
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2. Your friends
Yep. Your friends teach you to misbehave with parents and to challenge their authority. If, God forbid, they happen to be liberal and/or rich, may divine blessings be upon you.
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3. The Internet
Because obviously, there’s nothing besides porn and movies and violent video games on the Internet.
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4. Not praying
You can get everything if you pray regularly. Grades without studying. A job without a degree. A house without money. Everything.
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5. Bahar ka khana
All your bodily issues, and academic issues, and life issues too, are there because you eat out, or order food 7262 times a day.
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6. Sleeping late
How can you be successful in life if you don’t sleep at 9 pm?
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Your consistency and (lack of) logic is commendable.
Desi parents, sigh.
