19 'Desi' Ways To Get Killed

19 ‘Desi’ Ways To Get Killed

1. Leave Your Dupatta Hanging Out Of The Car

When people just won’t let you die in peace

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2. Get Married Without Knowing How To Make A ‘Gol’ Roti . . .

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3. Forget What Your Mom Said

“Almari theek ker lena” “Bill dey dena” “Behn ko school sey ley lena” – forget any of it and she will kill you

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4. Send A Text Message To The Wrong Person

Or snapchat – You will kill yourself

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5. Bike Stand Neechey Chor Do

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6. Use Your Phone When Guests Are Over

Or when you go to visit them

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7. Ammi Pudina Mangaein – Dhaniya Ley Ana

Been there done that? – She will kill you

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8. Don’t Score Better Grades Than XYZ Aunty Ka Beta/Beti

Easiest one to do – Sharam sey mar jao gey

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9. Acidity

Ultimate desi – Need we say more?

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10. Talk On The Phone Late Night

 . . . And get caught – Killer look sey hi mar jao gey

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11. Khaney Ki Complain Kerna

Jub bana nai saktey tou complain kyun kertey ho?

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12. Ghar Late Wapis Ana

“Log kya kahein gey? Beta awara hai!” – Abba maar dein gey

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13. PTCL Ka Internet Connection Ley Lena

Yaa maro gey yaa kisi ko maar do gey . . .

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14. Dramey Key Time Pey Shor Machana

“KHAMOSH”- Warna  . . . you guessed it

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15. Parents Ki Calls Miss Ker Dena

Apney upper eik ehsan kerna – aisa kabhi maat kerna

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16. Apney Pass Sey Cigarette Ki Smell Aney Dena

Abba key hathon halal ker diye jao gey

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17. Ghalti Sey Gaali Dey Dena

Marney ki zyada jaldi ho tou yeh tareeqa use kerain

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18. Iron Kertey Huey Jala Dena

Apna nai – mummy yaa behn kaa

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19. Wake Up Late

Second easiest to achieve

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