15 Hilarious Pakistani Tweeps You Should Definitely Follow To Fill Your Timeline With Never Ending Jokes!

Pakistani people are blessed with a lot of things and humor is one of them. This post is about funny, sarcastic, and hilarious Twitter people who bless your timelines and Facebook feeds with their amazing humor. And they are those who you should definitely follow. Below is the list of some of the best Pakistani Twitter users. (in no specific order)

Let’s start.

1. Qasim Zaidi (@QasimZaidi_ )

Qasim Zaidi, you should follow him for his puns. His brilliant creativity and talent to make a pun/joke out of everything and anything at all.

The favourite NFAK song of atheists?
Allah Who? Allah Who?
— Qasim Zaidi (@QasimZaidi_) August 18, 2014

Laptops konsi namaz parhte hain?
Acer ki
— Qasim Zaidi (@QasimZaidi_) July 1, 2016

2. Shabbir Kazmi (@HaayeShabbir )

Probably one of the funniest guys on Twitter. You must follow him if you are having a bad day and need a good laugh.

An English professor married an Urdu teacher. They had a بb after 9 months.
— کاظمی (@HaayeShabbir) October 17, 2013

Word: Akmal.
Meaning: Drop.
Example: I Akmalled two of my courses in second semester.
— کاظمی (@HaayeShabbir) March 1, 2015

Must stop laughing so much.

When the driver asks you to check if the tyre is punctured pic.twitter.com/9h2hxRLtDg
— کاظمی (@HaayeShabbir) September 9, 2016

3. Ahmed Khawaja (@azkhawaja1 )

This man will keep you entertained with his tweets during a cricket or a football match with his hilarious spontaneous jokes.

3rd umpire during a DRS review. pic.twitter.com/7kxFGYLcyc
— Ahmed (@azkhawaja1) August 3, 2016

When Pique tweeted “Y ahora qué?” matlab saanu waqai nai pata.

Saanu vi nai pata que horeya ay. https://t.co/DnA2CCifE3
— Ahmed (@azkhawaja1) March 20, 2016

4. Sarkhail Khan (@Sarkhail7Khan )

He will tweet videos that’ll making you laugh out loud. He recreated the Karachi Snapchat Story and if this thread doesn’t make your day, nothing will.

My #KarachiSnapStory (part 1) pic.twitter.com/tribDOC5px
— Childish Ghambino ? (@Sarkhail7Khan) November 5, 2015

5. Saniya (@Saniyazing )

Funny, witty, sarcastic, pretty.

Talking to crush like pic.twitter.com/eED493gcmy
— Saniya (@Saniyazing) August 10, 2016

If a Pakistani ever goes to the Moon, his/her first response after coming back to Earth would probably be, "kisi ne pani tak nahin pucha!"
— Saniya (@Saniyazing) August 23, 2016

6. Zohwa (@NurKhairDe )

Don’t ask questions. Just follow her.

friends who backstab u are just kanjars with khanjars
— z (@NurKhairDe) November 17, 2015

7. Qasim Farooq (@JihadiOnline)

Genuinely funny. His NFAK jokes thread is greatest of all.

When you get blamed for something your sibling did. pic.twitter.com/oFxMmwBLWQ
— Qasim Farooq (@MangoLassC) June 12, 2015

8. Noor (@ElfNur_3 )

When she is not busy being funny, she is busy being the talented artist she is.

Complete. pic.twitter.com/5s7S7LZVTe
— N (@__Dragunov) July 23, 2016

Islamabadi girl can speak english in an accent that sounds foreign to you but also foreign to white people
— N (@__Dragunov) May 22, 2016

9. Saad (@chimgadar)

You’ll regret not following this guy.

No brain, no. Just no. Shut up. SHUTUPPP! ÑNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOooooooo pic.twitter.com/WyAp5EKhUI
— saad. (@chimgadar) September 23, 2016

2 times Dispenser Water Bottle changer heavy weight champion.
— saad. (@chimgadar) May 11, 2016

10. Osama (@ashaqeens)

His bio says rarely funny mostly offensive. But it’s the other way round.

Indians have made foolproof plan to defeat Pakistan. They will release Phantom 2 and kill us all with Saif Ali Khan's over acting
— Osama. (@ashaqeens) September 20, 2016

11. Shumail. (@Shumyl)

If you think you haven’t made any good decision lately, follow him.

Hypocrisy is like bad breath, you can only tolerate your own.
— Shumail (@Shumyl) August 4, 2015

12. Na-Maloom Afraad (@namaloomafraaad)

Sometimes deep, sometimes funny.

Okay jokes apart India, We did not attack you. No matter how much we train our 'terrorists', no Pakistani can wake up on a sunday before 3pm
— nma (@namaloomafraaad) September 18, 2016

13. Abdul Ahad Jawaid (@abdulahadjawaid)

Mad photoshopping skills to give you the best memes on the internet that make it to 9GAG as well. Who do you think gave you this Amir Liaqat meme?

Twitter will always be thankful to me for giving this meme pic.twitter.com/iz1KBiB46p
— Abdul Ahad Jawaid (@abdulahadjawaid) August 8, 2016

14. Azmar Khattak (@AzmarKhan)

General Raheel Sharif said “Give me a wifi device and 10 Azmar Khan Khattaks, and I’ll win you the war against India”. Azmar, sometimes offensive but mostly very offensive. If you want to see him roast Indians and Bangladeshis and Afghanis, follow him.

https://twitter.com/AzmarKhan/status/703624097779978240