14 Things Pakistanis Do When No One Is Looking

In front of  others, we are the picture of elegance, perfect in every way. Well mannered and well behaved, but as soon as no one is around to look at what we are doing… It is a completely different story! Here are a few things that every Pakistani is guilty of doing when no one is around…

1. Scratch

Pakistanis have a talent for secretly scratching themselves in public but when no one is looking, we go all out!


2. Eat Food Like It’s Our Last Meal On Earth

When no one is looking we binge on yummy food. ‘Sada K Bhookay’

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3. Talk To Ourselves In The Mirror

Pretend to be a gunda, a famous actor or just rehearse a job interview. We All Do It!

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4. Oil Our Hair And Look Like A Homeless Person


5. Stalk People On Facebook

Even if you act like you don’t care what others are doing you will stalk people when you are alone

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6. Pop Pimples

We will pop those nasty disgusting zits when everyone is away

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7. Bodily Functions

Fart, burp, belch you name it we will do it, but only when no one is looking

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8. Try On Our Old Clothes (Or maybe sibling’s) See If they Still Look Nice On Us

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9. Sing An Embarrassing Song

Something that you wouldn’t even be caught dead listening to in public

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10. Gawk At Hot Men Or Women On The Web

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11. Make silly sounds

and the faces that accompany those sounds

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12. Walk Around In Our Night Suit All Day

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13. Watch Things On T.V You Would Never Normally Watch


14. Think About All The Cool Stuff We Could Do If We Were The Last Person On Earth


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