Desi weddings are very important in our society. Heck, they are so important that we have an entire season named after them: from December to February, each year the ‘Wedding Season‘ embraces us. From the amount of events larger than the number of immediate family members to the tantrums thrown by the relatives, the sigh of relief passed when the season is over, cannot be expressed.
With the wedding season standing around the corner, get ready to witness the most common types of desi aunties you will see at weddings. Legend says, you need to be careful when it comes to some of these aunties or your life will be in trouble…
1. The Rishte Wali Aunty A.K.A. The Machulaan
The favorite female of concerned mothers and the *least* favorite of single women, rishte wali aunties are the constant guests invited to every wedding. These aunties bring their contact cards and hunt for prospects, target sad mothers who are trying to find the perfect prince charming for perfect daughters. They won’t spare you, believe me.
2. The Aunty With The Troubles of The World
From her never-ending health issues (don’t judge) to her complaining about her life, her saas and her daughter-in-law, you will find these aunties on every table, I am sure.
3. The Jolly Aunty Who Will Meet and Kiss You In The Best Way
You might have met her just a few days ago, but when you see her at the wedding, she will meet you in the best way and ask you the same questions she asked just a few days back.
4. The ‘Phupo’ Of Every Shaadi Aunty
After creating tantrums before the main event, she will not be pleased during the barat as well. You will see these aunties pointing flaws in the wedding events. These are the aunties that will surely ruin your mood.
5. The ‘Kitne Bache Hogaye?’ Wali Aunty
They are worried about your marriage and kids more than you are. They need to know EVERY SINGLE THING about your life. Believe me!
6. The ‘Mujhe Tou Kisi Nae Kuch Bataya Hi Nahi’ Aunty
Part II of the phupo, basically. Aunties like these just want the attention of people and act like they weren’t told anything. I have no idea why they do this…
7. The Every ‘Shaadi Ki Jaan’ Aunty
Without these aunties dancing in weddings, there is no fun. Absolutely no fun. They literally bring the spark to the weddings, especially to mehendis. If dancing is not your forte, you need to stay away from these types because they will drag you to hell with their everlasting dancing skills.
8. The Judgy Aunty
She will look you head to toe and see what designer clothes you are wearing and brag about how expensive her rings and jewelry are. Watch out for these aunties!
Shaadi season is incomplete without having these aunties in any event!