Although I was a very good student during my school life, my teachers didn’t like me much. Here are the golden moments of my childhood; the times I was punished in my school!
1. When I was punished for talking
So I was the monitor of my class and was given the order, “Bachon ko chup karao“. Now how could someone make someone else quiet without TELLING them to be quiet? Yup. I was caught talking too, and had to go through the unbearable kaan khenchaiye!
2. When I didn’t write the date
LOL YEAH. So I was slapped on my face by my maths teacher all because I didn’t mention the date on my page of copy at the top.
3. Does? Don’t? Didn’t? Chapair!
I once again received a slap on my poor left cheek by my English ki teacher while I was doing forms of verbs. Well, I proved my skills to her in the following test by scoring full marks!
4. 3rd slap…ouch!
I wasn’t paying attention. I hated when the teacher made each and everyone in the class read the same passage. Uff!
5. “Aap to hain hi farigh!”
These are the actual words my teacher said even before listening to my answer and punished my friends and myself in the class.
6. Stand up, Champion!
“Aap to so rae hain class main!!” Yaar it’s your fault, not mine. You are boring, your lecture that you didn’t prepare for is boring, your subject is boring, your whole khandaan is boring! And no one can sleep when you’re shouting that loud anyway.
7. When I was punished for smiling
“Hans kyon rahi hain aap?” or the typical, “Main koi lateefa suna rae hun?” We all have been gone through this.
8. When I was eating
Bhai bhook lag jaati hai insan ko. Khana hi kha ri hun, apka kya ja raha hai!
9. When I was drawing cartoons on my notebook
And then got punished and was made to stand in front of my class.
10. When I helped a class fellow!
This one is actually ridiculous. She was feeling sick and I took her to the infirmary. And I was punished. Seriously, ma’am?
Pro-tip for crappy teachers: GET A LIFE!
*Disclaimer: While these anecdotes may have been fabricated, we do not endorse the instances of teachers physically or verbally abusing students. If you, yourself, or anyone else are physically or verbally abused by your educators, or anyone inside and outside of school, TELL. YOUR. PARENTS. Abuse of any nature is NOT okay.