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10 Not-So-Cheesy Halal Pick-Up Lines That Are Sure To Help You Get Noticed!

10 Not-So-Cheesy Halal Pick-Up Lines That Are Sure To Help You Get Noticed

Everyone has the right to love, even unmarried Muslims. It’s a beautiful emotion that is definitely not about roses, expensive gifts and superficial overboard expression of love that we find in the movies, songs and what not. If you are suffering from this kind of love, retreat, wait for the reality to hit you (preferably in the face) and then proceed with a renewed sense of what love really is.

It is a strong emotion, when true and real, can do wonders in a relationship – be it between a couple, or parent-child, between siblings or any other. But we are here to talk about, simply put, the love birds. We are talking overcoming differences, working on bettering yourself for your other half, facing hard times together, prioritizing each other, supporting one another and above all forgiving each other. THAT kind of pure long-lasting love.

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Yes, it is allowed to fall in love and get to know each other on a deeper level. What are their goals in life, expectations from their future spouse, how is their ikhlaaq so on and so forth. And, adding a little humor to that process isn’t bad at all. Pick up lines are not really in the trend these days but definitely a good way to make your significant other or potential partner laugh.

Since everything needs to be halal one hundred, those pick-up lines that you want to try out needs to be halal too, right? We got you covered, with these Halal Pick-Up Lines. Now beware, this could go either way – a great fun experience or a total cringe-fest. Take what might benefit you and leave out all the rest, leave out all the rest. (Had to do it. #RIPChester)

NO PUNS HERE, JUST QUIRKY FUN

“ARE YOU FROM MECCA? BECAUSE YOU MECCA BROTHER WEAK”

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Smart is good. Women like smart.

SAY NO TO CREEPS, BE SAVAGE

CREEP: YOU KNOW YOU ARE HOT

YOU: JAHANNUM IS HOTTER, BROTHER

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 Tell him like it is, girls!

WE CAN ALL RELATE, TOO REAL

“JUST LIKE SLIPPERS IN A MASJID, 

YOU STOLE MY HEART 

AND NOW IT’S GONE 

FOREVER…”

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Who hasn’t got their chappals stolen from the masjid, amirite? Love this poem of sorts.

WHEN HE KNOWS HIS RELIGION WELL, SCREAMS POTENTIAL?

“ALLAH CREATED EVERYONE IN PAIRS, SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING SINGLE?”

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Tip? Don’t come off as a player. Just saying. Wouldn’t look good for you.

GOT TO HAVE AN EID PICK-UP LINE, LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED BROTHERS

“HEY GIRL, I JUST SAW THE MOON

IN YOUR EYES

EID MUBARAK”

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Eid isn’t far. Save it in your notes and you are welcome.

 WHERE IS THE QARI WHEN WE NEED HIM, YOU GO GIRL!

“YOU ARE SO HARAM, WE NEED TO MAKE IT HALAL RIGHT NOW”

We like a fast sista! Go get him.

THANK YOU, CARLY FOR THESE LYRICS, SINCERELY MUSLIM SISTERS

“HEY, I JUST MET YOU! AND THIS IS CRAZY. 

BUT HERE’S MY DAD’s NUMBER

SO CALL HIM, MAYBE?”

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Ladies! You too can throw in a line or two and call it a joke. If he’s smart, he’ll get it. (Put a ring on it!)

TAKE IT UP A NOTCH? BE INTENSE, THE HALAL WAY

“YOU ARE THE ONLY FITNAH I WANT IN MY LIFE”

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Tip? Be funny about this or you will come off as a weirdo.

IN CASE YOU WANT TO TAKE IT A LITTLE TOO MANY NOTCHES UP. HEY! WHATEVER SUITS YOU

“YOU MUST BE PARADISE… BECAUSE I CAN’T WAIT TO BE NEAR YOUR FEET “

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Use at your own expense. I am just here suggesting.

I SWEAR YOU ARE AN AGNEL, SENT TO THIS WORLD. WHAT DID I DO RIGHT TO DESERVE YOU, GIRL?

“IT MUST BE LAYLATUL QADR BECAUSE THAT’S THE NIGHT ANGELS CAME DOWN TO EARTH”

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In case you are wondering about the title-(Heaven by Kane Brown)

MASHA’ALLAH, INSHA’ALLAH, AMEEN

“WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU, I SAID MASHA’ALLAH… AFTER THAT, I  HAVE ONLY BEEN SAYING INSHA’ALLAH!”

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A brother that prays to Allah to have you in his life as his wife? Do they even exist though?

A COUPLE THAT PRAYS TOGETHER, STAYS TOGETHER

 “ARE YOU ISHA? BECAUSE MY DAY DOESN’T SEEM TO END WITHOUT YOU…”

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Yep! A perfect way to say Goodnight to your boo.

LET HER KNOW SHE IS THE ONLY ONE, LIKE LITERALLY

“WE ARE ALLOWED TO MARRY 4

BUT I DON’T THINK THAT’S NECESSARY

SINCE YOU ARE A 10″

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You better mean it, when you say this. It’s serious business and you know it. 10 outa 10 for your effort though.

WHEN YOUR JAN-E-MANN ISN’T AGREEING TO A PLAN

“HEY GIRL! ARE YOU AN ISLAMIC LOAN?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU KEEP SAYING YOU HAVE NO INTEREST”

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Pssst! It does make sense. Good Luck! I hope she says yes. Keep it halal.

HALAL ROMANCE? GET CREATIVE & WOO HER

RAINDROP 

DROP TOP

THE WAY YOU FOLD YOUR HIJAB 

MAKES MY HEART STOP”

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You can comment this on her next Instagram photo. PEACE!

WHEN THINGS ARE GETTING SERIOUS AND YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A WAY TO TELL HER

“I WOULD LIKE TO BE MORE THAN JUST YOUR BROTHER IN ISLAM”

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OOOOOH snap! If you are going to take this step, I hope this doesn’t land you in the friend-zone. Take caution. Say only if you are serious or take a hike.

SNEAKY IN A GOOD WAY, ABOUT TO POP THE QUESTION?

“I AM NOT SURE OF THE NIKAH PROCESS. CAN YOU HELP ME THROUGH IT?”

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It’s all about the timing, they say. And I agree. Best pick-up line if you are about to ask her/his hand in marriage. Drop them hints, if you are planning to come through!

BEST ONE SO FAR. BOYS, TAKE NOTES

“I’LL GIVE YOU A RING, I’LL GIVE YOU MY DEEN
I’LL TAKE YOU TO JANNAH, I’LL MAKE YOU MY QUEEN”

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So there we have it. These funny and witty Halal pick-up lines are sure to give your partner a good laugh and hopefully charm them too.

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