After the attacks on Indian soldiers on Uri (obviously planned by the Indian government themselves), there were countless blames from across the borders towards Pakistan.
It was like a horrible game of telephone where information is not correctly perceived. Like a poorly directed episode of Sony’s CID where the strings of evidence that point out to the culprit come to the investigators like revelations.
In, what seemed like a revelation, Indian officials quickly pointed out that the attack was conducted by Pakistanis. Based on what? I think biopsy reports showed better tasting biryani in their stomachs and the faces might have been way too beautiful than what normal Indians are used to.
Someone funny from Pakistan released a list of evidences that might have incriminated Pakistan:
India now has undeniable evidence against Pakistan. Terrorists who attacked Army Camp at Urri had indeed come from Pakistan. Following was recovered from their dead bodies:
– a signed NOC from DG ISI stating “I hereby grant authorization of attacking Urri to these fine gentlemen; Indian Army to please facilitate entry etc”
– an autographed handkerchief presented by Pak Army COAS stating “Best Wishes for Urri”
– besides Pakistani CNIC and passport a signed letter by DG NADRA offering full responsibility for any missing documents
– a receipt bill from Butt Karahi, Gawalmandi, Lahore depicting 2 kilo DESI KUKKAR KARAHI and 8 NAAN consumed 2 days before attack
– Dhobi and Canteen bills from Headquarters ISI Islamabad
– Naswar box with “With love from Bannu” engraving
Pakistani establishment in serious trouble after discovery of these incriminating evidence. Pakistan likely to face international isolation”
India Moves towards their last step of offence
In the light of all of the above, the army from this joke of a country has lined the Line of Control with heavy artillery guns. If they think this is going to scare us, they are obviously mistaken. Our armed officials are not only well prepared for such an event, they are also very capable of defending their soil.
This feels like a way to instigate us to violate the treaty. Try again, India. You’re moving towards a failure!
