Now that the Cyber Crime Bill has been approved by the senate, we might have to change what we post on the social media so that we don’t get jailed and have Twitter meetups in Adiala. Twitter people showed us what to do by trending the hashtag #TweetsAfterCyberCrimeBill and the result was hilarious.
1. Merriam-Webster Dictionary
Also, the share button on Facebook needs to be replaced by “SHER”.
Maryam Nawaz has such a great vocabulary. They should rename Merriam-Webster to Maryam-Webster #TweetsAfterCyberCrimeBill
— Qasim Zaidi (@QasimZaidi_) July 26, 2016
2. Misbah who?
The only captain we know is Captain Safdar.
Captain Safdar >>>> Captain Misbah #TweetsAfterCyberCrimeBill
— Qasim Zaidi (@QasimZaidi_) July 26, 2016
3. LYIN’, DYIN’
Sher is the national animal of Pakistan.
Sher is national animal of Pakistan. In English it is called Lyin' #TweetsAfterCybercrimeBill
— ⎊ Childish Ghambino ? (@Sarkhail7Khan) July 26, 2016
4. Everyone in this government is amazing, ok?
No tweets against PML-N. Everyone in that party is the best.
One must learn from Abid Sher Ali. Well mannered and looks very educated.#TweetsAfterCyberCrimeBill
— کاظمی (@HaayeShabbir) July 26, 2016
5. The truth they won’t tell you
But now we will know every reality thanks to Cyber Crime Bill.
bangladesh gained independence after a peaceful transition of power that ws later copied by the Velvet Revolution #tweetsaftercybercrimebill
— Hassan Cheema (@mediagag) July 26, 2016
6. CENSOR CENSOR
***don Bridge is falling down.
Middle*** University #TweetsAfterCybercrimeBill
— J.I (@ChelseaUrdu) July 26, 2016
7. PML-N Champion
Don’t forget, Ishaq Dar, Khwaja Asif a champion.
Champion champion
Nawaz is a champion
Shahbaz is a champion
Maryam is a champion
Hamza is a champion#TweetsAfterCyberCrimeBill— Qasim Zaidi (@QasimZaidi_) July 26, 2016
8. Even load shedding isn’t bad
Load shedding is the best thing happened to us. It’s like the government wants us to be patient and get out of our houses and go get some fresh air. Load shedding is a blessing. Long live Nawaz Sharif.
https://twitter.com/not_my_name/status/757897251167604736
9. Best dad ever
New ride. Thanks dad. Love u. #TweetsAfterCyberCrimeBill pic.twitter.com/pa7VcYDFu5
— ali bokhari (@AliBokhari_) July 26, 2016
10. Happy Father’s day
To my one and only leader, Nawaz Sharif #TweetsAfterCyberCrimeBill pic.twitter.com/1YGV4cWDTu
— ⎊ Childish Ghambino ? (@Sarkhail7Khan) July 26, 2016
11. Exactly
Best government ok?
Qabr mai kaunsa bijli hogi jo tum loug government ko bura bhala kehtay rehtay ho #TweetsAfterCyberCrimeBill
— Osama. (@ashaqeens) July 26, 2016
12. OMG
There is no army chief but Raheel, and Nawaz Sharif is his last prime minister.
میں گواہی دیتا ہوں کہ راحیل شریف ایک ہیں اور میاں نواز شریف انکے آخری وزیراعظم ہیں#TweetsAfterCyberCrimeBill
— Bhensa (@bhensaa) July 26, 2016
So yes, this the kind of stuff you are to post on the social media if you want to keep yourself from getting jailed. All the memes and jokes you make against the government? They are a one-way ticket to jail now.
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