“Just one bite. Already counting the amount of calories the meal has. But meh – who gives a rat’s ass anyway? Time to think about the next meal I am going to have.” – Sincerely, every woman who loves food more than anything.
Food is life – food is your oxygen – food is your antidepressant – food is your comfort zone – FOOD IS EVERYTHING!!
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Women who eat are going to places – they have their priorities set and they know food is the best investment she can ever make. Here’s how women who eat a lot are know what they are doing:
1. While People Are Busy Planning their Weddings, Relationships and Professional Lives, Women Who Eat a lot Are Busy Planning their Next Meals
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2. You Never Let Go Of your Large Clothes – Just In Case You May Gain Some Extra Pounds
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3. You Cannot Leave Home Without Food…NO WAY!!
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Yep, we can feel you, Queen B.
4. Food Makes You Excited
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5. You Can Never Related to People Who Say “I Forgot to Have Lunch Today”
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Seriously?? How?? Are?? You?? Even?? ALIVE????
6. Your Mood Depends on Food
me before and after someone gets me food pic.twitter.com/cvmdA3Nkcr
— Menstrual Betch (@MenstruaI) August 3, 2016
‘Cuz food excites you. Retail therapy, what?
7. No Body Can Believe You Eat Like a Man
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8. Your Man May Think That You Don’t Have An Answer to “What do you want to eat?”
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In reality, we are just confused that out of 32456323 food items, what should we eat????
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9. Your Friends Will All Be the Best Critique Supporting You At All Times
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10. Food Is Never Enough
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11. If You Dislike My Favorite, It Means War
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12. We Do Need Goodnights Before Going to Bed – We Need Food
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13. Food is the Only Thing You Need – The Only Friend You Need
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Repeat after me: Food is everything, food is life. Food is everything, food is life.
